As part of my ongoing, obsessive coverage of Loqueesha filmmaker Jeremy Saville’s life and work, I unearth some of his early Youtube work, including such tellingly titled clips as “The Girlfriend Trainer” and “GayDate.” In a shocking, unexpected turn of events, they’re quite poor and also pretty offensive!
Read MoreIf ever there was a movie meant for My World of Flops, and not public consumption, it’s the notorious 2017 flop The Book of Henry
Read MoreA new column exploring the most important scenes in film history kicks off with an exhaustive look at the legendary Turtle Club sequence in Master of Disguise.
Read MoreOne of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to finally get around to experiencing the exquisite madness of Manos: The Hands of Fate, a Mystery Science Theater 3000-roasted camp classic and popular contender for worst film of all time that was everything I hoped it would be and more.
Read MoreHulk Hogan. Christmas. Comedy. Children. Magical crystals. Catacombs. What could possibly go wrong?
Read MoreMovies fail for all kinds of reasons, but primarily because they fucking suck.
Read MoreNot gonna lie: watching Loqueesha and writing about it was fucking hard,
Read MoreYou generous sadists made me and Clint watch an Eva Longoria ghost fart romantic comedy, with Lake Bell and Paul Rudd that honestly, was a little bit silly.
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