Jimmy Carter’s death reminded me of one of my all-time favorite Saturday Night Live sketches, a Walter Cronkite-hosted call in show where Carter helps solve a technical problem at the post office and talks a 17 year down from a heavy acid trip.
Read MoreDonald Trump is essentially the monstrously powerful telekinetic child-God from the classic Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life” and despite being on the cusp of losing the source of his tremendous power, he still retains the awful ability to relegate those who displease him to metaphorical cornfields of doom.
Read MoreFor once, I write about baseball.
Read MoreDonald Trump’s vindictive style of politics are all about making people pay, a wildly counter-productive endeavor exemplified by his weird hunger for massive tariffs.
Read MoreIn an uncharacteristic development, I have not tried to sell books through my store this year, but I figure that now is the time to remind the world that I have written lots of great books that you can buy, directly from me, through my store. Rumor has it there’s a holiday coming up, so the timing is perfect!
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Read MoreWhy are baby boomers so protective of an outdated flour mascot?
Read MoreTim Ballard and Donald Trump want you to think that powerless outsiders represents a terrible threat to women and children when they are actually much more dangerous.
Read MoreWe’re going to have to laugh to keep from crying.
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