The dumbest idea of 2017 is back, baby!
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In the latest round-up of movies about movies I watched for my upcoming book The Fractured Mirror I write about a bunch of interesting shit!
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2011’s Drive Angry is every bit as stupid and self-indulgent as you’d think a movie with that title about Nicolas Cage fighting a Satanic cult after leaving hell would be but it’s also a hell of a lot of guilty fun as well.
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Michael Jackson had a vast army of obsessed, devoted fans during his lifetime. They’ve only gotten fiercer since his untimely demise.
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This Johnny Depp/Amber Heard thing is a goddamn nightmare that will never end.
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We can’t help but see Johnny Depp and Amber Heard through the prism of their cinematic and public personas, and that is a very bad, very dangerous thing.
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In an unfortunate but unsurprising development, every male celebrity people love other than Paul Rudd and “Weird Al” Yankovic is deeply problematic.
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Time has not been kind to 1986’s Platoon, which sucks even harder than most Best Picture winners.
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One of you kind souls paid me to see The Ninth Gate, a spectacularly silly Roman Polanski thriller about a book detective searching for a book adapted from a book by a very special author: the devil.
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