It’s Psycho Versus Psychlo in the cinematic war of the millennium!
Read MoreNicolas Cage’s mostly forgotten 2012 thriller Stolen might look EXACTLY like Seeking Justice from the previous year but it’s blessed with Con Air-style execution courtesy of Cage’s Con Air director Simon West
Read MoreLike many filmmakers, Joel Schumacher’s directorial debut got off to a promising start and ended bleakly with 2011’s abysmal home invasion thriller Trespass.
Read MoreMy patron-funded exploration of the films of Rebecca Gayheart continues with a particularly random obscurity in 1999’s Puppet, a hilariously terrible thriller distinguished mainly by off the wall early performances by Artie Lange as a Russian enforcer and Jim Gaffigan as a horny, profane newlywed.
Read MoreThe only thing keeping Joel Schumacher’s 1999 Neo-Noir 8MM from being a harrowing glimpse into humanity’s seedy underbelly is that it’s incredibly stupid and silly, and has roughly the verisimilitude of Warriors of Virtue.
Read MoreNicolas Cage is a very bad cop investigating a sinister conspiracy at an Atlantic City boxing match in Brian DePalma’s enjoyably ludicrous 1998 tour-de-force Snake Eyes.
Read MoreHoo boy. This movie is like my ex-wife’s meatloaf surprise: NOT GOOD!
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to see The Ninth Gate, a spectacularly silly Roman Polanski thriller about a book detective searching for a book adapted from a book by a very special author: the devil.
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