Kristi Noem was a rising star in the GOP until she did something only the true star of the party—Donald Trump—could get away with: murdering a puppy.
Read MoreNever taking responsibility for his actions and blaming everyone else for his weaknesses sure worked out great for Donald Trump!
Read MoreHillary Clinton had a once-in-a-lifetime chance to dunk on her hated rival Donald Trump in the aftermath of his conviction for 34 felonies.
She blew it.
Read MoreDonald Trump wants the world to know that he is the richest, most successful businessman in the history of business. But he also needs YOU to give him YOUR money for some reason.
Read MoreKristi Noem thought she would impress the American people with stories about killing a puppy and a goat. It did not go as planned.
Read MoreDonald Trump could not be prouder of his mugshot. That is sad.
Read MoreReality television villain turned Donald Trump advisor Omarosa is not here to make friends in her perversely unsatisfying “tell-all” Unhinged.
Read MoreIs Dinesh D'Souza's latest the absolute worst or merely unwatchable? You bastards forced me to find out for myself.
Read MoreDonald Trump is famously a messy bitch who loves drama, so there is a very good chance that if he appoints someone to an incredibly important cabinet position he’ll later deride them as lazy, incompetent, ugly morons he only employed because he felt sorry for them.
Read MoreNick Adams’ Twitter feed is a hilarious parody of MAGA meathead idiocy or maybe it’s just the work of a genuine MAGA meathead idiot. It’s hard to tell!
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