It’s kind of hard to concentrate on what matters, WHAT WITH THE WORLD BEING A FLAMING GARBAGE FIRE AND ALL!
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In honor of President’s Day I’m re-running this article, featured in my new book The Joy of Trash, about Mike Bloomberg’s tragicomic, but mostly just hilarious attempt to buy the Democratic nomination for president in 2020.
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For Kanye West, being an asshole online is more than just a fun form of self-expression; it’s an art form he thinks that he’s mastered.
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It’s crazy how getting re-elected seems to have made everyone forget the unmistakable signs of mental decline that characterized the last few months of the campaign.
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The President of the United States’ curious career as a cameo king began with a supernatural ghost sex-themed romp from John and Bo Derek.
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It turns out that you definitely CAN root against a deranged, selfish president without simultaneously rooting against your country! Someone tell John “MAGA Please Like Me” Fetterman.
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I worried that Trump’s re-election would make me fall off the wagon. I was relieved that it did not.
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In 2016, we resisted. In 2024 we’re giving up and giving in. That’s not right.
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Donald Trump is essentially the monstrously powerful telekinetic child-God from the classic Twilight Zone episode “It’s a Good Life” and despite being on the cusp of losing the source of his tremendous power, he still retains the awful ability to relegate those who displease him to metaphorical cornfields of doom.
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