Bill Cosby’s ghost dad ISN’T EVEN A FUCKING GHOST (spoiler) but Ghost Dad has problems beyond that.
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It’s a mismatched 1990 buddy comedy starring a pre-growth-spurt Anthony Michael Hall called A Gnome Named Gnorm. What more could you possibly gneed to know?
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How did this get made?
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Fuck you, Troy Duffy. No, seriously. Fuck you.
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The team behind A Talking Cat!?! return for a hilariously incompetent Christmas movie without much Christmas starring a bunch of c-list action stars (Cynthia Rothrock, Gary Daniels, Daniel Bernhardt) in perversely action-free roles.
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Looking for the next crazy cult abomination? Then check out the infinite horrors of Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
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The ongoing mistake that is Corey Feldman month continues with his directorial debut, a dreadful, cut-rate Naked Gun knockoff, but with tons of boobs! Who thought this was a good idea?
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I had so much fun writing up the second season of Baywatch Nights for The Joy of Trash that I decided I would delve into its almost as bonkers first season as well. And I had a blast! It’s like the fourth segment of the “Simpsons Spin-Off Spectacular” except that it’s real !
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On this, the final day of the Kickstarter campaign for my “Weird Al” Yankovic-themed coloring book, I took a mortified look at a much different coloring book about a much different figure: soulless right-wing ghoul Ted Cruz.
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The dumbest action movie of 2020 was, confusingly enough, a political ad for Texas Republicans.
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