One of you kind weirdoes paid me to watch and write about the wonderfully terrible New Year’s Eve-themed rock and roll slasher cult classic New Year’s Eve, from the fine folks over at Cannon.
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I am please to report that 1985’s Lifeforce, the flop movie about the sexy naked vampire lady from space is not just good: it’s GREAT! You can trust my taste and judgment. After all, I am a Juggalo.
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I’m resurrecting Pod-Canon, my old Splitsider column on the greatest comedy podcasts of all time, solely to sing the praises of the hilarious classic rock podcast 108.9 The Hawk.
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One of you kind souls paid me to experience the exquisite ridiculousness of 1991’s McBain, a wonderfully preposterous revenge story and utterly insane Christopher Walken action vehicle.
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You generous bastards made me watch the movie that continued Chuck Norris' vicious assault—on our funnybones—with yellow face from bad guy Joe Piscopo. Tasteful yellow face.
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Unlike the contemporary right-wing version, these Boogaloo Boys are tons of fun and can dance like angels!
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The dumbest action movie of 2020 was, confusingly enough, a political ad for Texas Republicans.
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Mismatched Buddy Cop Movie Month continues with Number One With a Bullet, a dire obscurity James Belushi co-wrote but did not star in with Robert Carradine in a role meant for Belushi and Billy Dee Williams as the silky smooth straight man.
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The big Cannon project closes with the movie that made Van Damme a star.
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Cannon went for a Star Wars meets Jack Kirby vibe with its Masters of the Universe adaptation and had to settle for "poor man's Beastmaster 2: Through the Portal of Time."
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