It’s Christmas in January! 2010’s Hitlertastic The Nutcracker in 3-D has a reputation for being one of the worst and craziest movies ever made. That reputation is correct.
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I had to become a dad to be able to appreciate the single most heart-breaking moment in It’s a Wonderful Life.
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One of you kind souls paid me to suffer through the curdled 2006 Christmas comedy Deck the Halls, which is just like DeVito’s classic dark comedies except that it’s fucking terrible.
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My patron-funded exploration of the films of disgraced Noxzema girl Rebecca Gayheart continues with a maudlin 2005 Christmas tear-jerker that’s a sequel to a TV movie based on the famously treacly Christmas song “The Christmas Shoes.”
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Danny Glover is MAX POWERS (seriously), a hotshot filmmaker who plays matchmaker to some corny-ass white writers in this shamelessly entertaining and just plain shameless Hallmark Hall of Fame Christmas movie.
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John Travolta’s flailing career hit another low with 1993’s Look Who’s Talking Now!, the ridiculously stupid concluding entry in the Look Who’s Talking trilogy, which traded in the talking baby gag for talking dogs and Christmas but kept the smut, innuendo and seedy desperation.
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Those with much stealing crumbs from those who have very little in the name of Jesus: that’s ultimately what “War on Christmas” talk is really all about.
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Nicolas Cage, Jon Lovitz and Dana Carvey are a trio to forget in the rightfully reviled 1994 Christmas flop Trapped in Paradise.
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You know what movie is surprisingly weird, funny, dark and good? Freaking Ernest Saves Christmas.
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A mere thirty-four years after Grease, John Travolta and Olivia Newton-John re-teamed for a regrettable, morbidly fascinating Christmas album of pure Yuletide kitsch.
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