At the risk of being hyperbolic, I was born to write about Francis Ford Coppola's Megalopolis.
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We are a nation of immigrants who hate immigrants. That only appears to be a contradiction.
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Last week, without warning or explanation my Patreon account was suspended and I shattered a toilet with my spine. It was rough.
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Donald Trump has publicly embraced the conspiracy theory that he's our nation's savior and his enemies are cannibalistic, pedophile monsters but no one seems to care.
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AI would pose a greater existential threat if it wasn't so fucking stupid.
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All Trump had to do following the failed attempt on his life was not be egregiously hateful and nasty. That proved predictably impossible. Trump is going to be Trump even if it costs him the election.
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If you want to fool suckers, why not pretend to be a CIA agent? It's the perfect cover for all of your lies!
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There comes a time in every man's life when he has to confront the very real possibility that he will never again attend the Gathering of the Juggalos, Insane Clown Posse's annual festival of art and culture.
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