You generous bastards made me watch the movie that continued Chuck Norris' vicious assault—on our funnybones—with yellow face from bad guy Joe Piscopo. Tasteful yellow face.
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Despite what you may have seen or read, Clint Eastwood is not going on TV to gush about the amazing new boner pills he’s on, and neither are Chuck Norris, Tim Allen or any number of unwitting fake pitchmen.
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My Chuck Norris binge concludes with The Hitman sixth and final vehicle for the hirsute denim enthusiast I'll be watching for this project. Chuck befriends a moppet, pretends to go bad and battles bad guy Michael Parks, a slightly better actor than ol' Chuckie Baby.
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Lee Marvin and Chuck Norris blow up some terrorists in this crazy action melodrama featuring a riveting turn from American treasure Robert Forster as Abdul the Terrorist (seriously) and Shelley Winters, Martin Balsam, Lainie Kazan, Robert Vaughn and more! It's Cannontastic! Cannonsational!
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Cannon's curious life ended, of course, with Chuck Norris fighting a demon in Israel.
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