Jerry Falwell’s Liberty University made a part-narrative/part documentary film about how Jesus chose Trump to be president that’s pretty fucked up.
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The 2014 adaptation of Left Behind with Nicolas Cage is probably the most expensive, prestigious and best Christsploitation movie ever. And it still mostly sucks!
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Kirk Cameron wants everyone to know that, actually, crass materialism is the WHOLE POINT of Christmas. Fuck that guy. Fuck him with a ten foot candy cane.
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One of you kind weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to see C Me Dance, a hilariously bad Christian movie about a fatally ill teenage girl with a special gift: bringing people to Christ just by touching them. Or living in the same country. It gets a little confused.
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One of you generous weirdoes paid me one hundred dollars to write about the movie that got WWE Films and Blumhouse into the mediocre, painfully bland, mega-church-pimping Christian movie business.
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One of you generous sadists paid me to watch a seminal 1972 Rapture exploitation movie that (SPOILER) failed to make me a believer.
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One of you kind-hearted sadists slipped me a hundred bucks to write about 2014’s The Identical an instant Christian camp classic about identical rock star twins switched at birth who both look and act exactly like Elvis Presley in a movie where, inexplicably, Elvis also exists.
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