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I'm Rerunning This Piece on Why Knock Rock, an Anti-Rock Expose, Because Its Message is More Timely Than Ever

Is rock music a tool of the devil that will make your child commit suicide? According to the anti-rock Christian manifesto Why Knock Rock? the answer is hell motherfucking yes!

2021's Courting Mom and Dad is a Christian Anti-Divorce Movie That Puzzlingly Shows Why Divorcing Scott Baio Would Actually Be a Good Thing

One of you kind souls paid me to watch and write about a glum, counter-productive anti-divorce movie called Courting Mom and Dad that accidentally illustrates why divorcing Scott Baio would actually be a VERY good thing.

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The Nicolas Cage Left Behind Reboot is Probably the Most Prestigious Christsploitation Movie of All Time and It's STILL Crappy and Cheap

The 2014 adaptation of Left Behind with Nicolas Cage is probably the most expensive, prestigious and best Christsploitation movie ever. And it still mostly sucks!