Announcing my most masochistic project to date: watching and writing about all SEVEN movies Bruce Willis released in 2021.
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One of you kind souls paid me to experience the Bruce Willis animated vanity project Bruno the Kid, a cartoon that, God help me, I kind of liked due to its resemblance to The Critic.
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Hey, you know what movie is fucking great? Pulp Fiction.
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Hoo boy. This movie is BAD.
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M. Night Shyamalan gets ambitious with a new biopic of Ira Glass and Phillip Glass that doubles as an adaptation of J.D Salinger’s books about the Glass Family. Will Stephen Glass also figure prominently? Read and find out!
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I thought it would be a cute idea to pair Jordan Peele’s Us with Rob Reiner’s reviled 1999 dramedy The Story of Us. I was wrong.
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In my capacity as a man who writes about things that are terrible, I finally got around to watching and writing about The Return of Bruno, Bruce Willis’ rightfully mocked foray into the world of blues
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Looking for a vigilante thriller with the excitement and intensity of a Jeb Bush speech, and a hero who looks like the world's most caucasian turtle? Then look no further than Eli Roth's piece of shit remake of Death Wish.
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