What if I told you that there was a magical movie that combined mind-blowing stunts, rock and roll, wizards, the devil and Phil Hartman’s film debut? That might much too good to be true but it all came together in 1978’s Stunt Rock, possibly the greatest movie ever made.
Read MoreI thought this was a movie about Jennifer Lopez fucking a sexy homeless ghost.
I was wrong.
Or was I?
Read MoreWe’re only an episode away from the finale of True Detective. Get ready for an anti-climax.
Read MoreStuart Gordon is a true auteur as well as a frightmaster but his 1990 television movie Daughter of Darkness is distressingly impersonal despite a solid turn from Anthony Perkins as an Eastern European vampire with dignity.
Read MoreOne of you kind souls paid me to finally get around to seeing Dead Ringers, David Cronenberg’s 1988 masterpiece of chilly body horror, with an extraordinarily lead performance by Jeremy Irons as identical twin doctors in trouble.
Read MoreOne of you kind weirdoes paid me to re-experience 1991’s Highlander 2: Renegade Version, one of the most famously terrible movies ever made, and for that I thank you.
Read MoreOne of you kind weirdoes paid me to watch and write about the wonderfully terrible New Year’s Eve-themed rock and roll slasher cult classic New Year’s Eve, from the fine folks over at Cannon.
Read MoreHollywood cancelled Max Landis so he decided to make weird pitch/movie/reading hybrids where he plays most of the roles.
it’s something! Something very bad.
Read MorePeople made fun of Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps for having a dumb subtitle but they should mock it for being laughably terrible.
Read MoreAs boomers will be happy to tell you, you could NEVER make Blazing Saddles today but you can make a bad animated samurai loosely based on Mel Brooks’ classic comedy. But why, for the love of God, would you want to?
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