You know what movie REALLY holds up? The cult classic horror thriller Candyman. What a picture!
Read MoreThe talking horse comedy Hot to Trot is like my ex-wife’s Meatloaf Surprise: not good!
Read MoreOne of you kind weirdoes paid me to re-experience 1991’s Highlander 2: Renegade Version, one of the most famously terrible movies ever made, and for that I thank you.
Read MoreVirginia Madsen, Michael Madsen, James Belushi, the late Burt Young and a fuck ton of other famous people are in the excruciatingly dull 1999 working class drama The Florentine. For the love of God, why?
Read MoreJames Coburn’s final film is a dour story about grief and mourning with a super extra crazy terrible twist ending that fucking sucks.
Read MoreVirginia Madsen has made a LOT of movies. The 2002 crime drama Artworks is certainly one of them!
Read MoreIn the ridiculous television movie Tempted a then-23 year old Jason Momoa plays the father of a 15 year old. How? We have no idea!
Read MoreIn 2001 Virginia Madsen starred in a movie about innocent parents accused of all manner of gothic sexual molestation that’s a period piece based on a true story but also weirdly prescient given the current mania about child sex cults and Satanic conspiracies.
Read MoreThe 2001 erotic thriller Lying in Wait may look generic but it’s wonderfully, distinctively insane.
Read MoreThe sleepy 2001 drama Almost Salinas is a goddamn waste for everyone except people writing books about movies and covering Virginia Madsen’s complete filmography for an ambitious, years-long project. Thankfully I’m that guy!
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