In our world, Elon Musk is a selfish asshole ruining the government out of greed and arrogance, but a perplexingly ubiquitous AI version of Elon Musk behaves with Christ-like selfishness.
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Trucks. Monsters. Monster trucks. What's not to love?
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Politically and culturally, we’re in a shitty 1980s teen sex comedy where the bullies think of themselves as the irreverent, propriety-puncturing heroes.
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Page 3 girl turned pop star/sex goddess Samantha Fox's memoir Forever is a reasonably nasty, moderately engaging time waster about an ordinary cockney lass miscast in the role of a naughty girl in need of love and her naughtier father/manager.
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A column on random-ass shit I found interesting returns with Don Bluth's animated/live action "What if Elvis Presley was a magical rooster?" flop Rock A Doodle.
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Chameleonic life forms? No thanks!
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One of you glorious sadists paid me a hundred dollars to watch a Cosmopolitan-themed Hillary Duff vehicle from 2010 whose hilariously regressive gender politics belong somewhere in the pre-Cosmopolitan 1950s.
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One of you wonderful weirdoes paid me to see Champagne and Bullets, an amazing piece of outsider art that suggests Tommy Wiseau remaking Cobra with plenty of Manos: The Hands of God and Miami Connection thrown in for good measure.
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Diversity used to be seen as good. Why is it now considered the greatest evil? Other than Woke?
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