You wanted the best of my Kiss disses throughout the decades? You GOT the best!
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Perhaps the scorn heaped upon McDonald's famously muddled Szechuan Sauce promotion is just a LITTLE bit overdone.
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The Weird Accordion to Al goes to the movies for a campy single that cross-pollinates the work of bestselling author Michael Crichton and legendary songwriter Jimmy Webb.
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You guys are...
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I want to protect my son from anything that might harm him. That includes my own neuroses.
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Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with men?
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We all have our way of mourning the greats.
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A three hour in-person interview with "Tony Clifton", a review of a three hour long Tony Clifton concert and an evisceration of Zmuda's The Truth, Finally, highlight the latest deep dive into my archives.
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Let's face it: the universe owes us a fun live-action TMNT movie. With the dumb-fun OUT OF THE SHADOWS it finally delivers!
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If you're me, you're still processing that amazing and surreal time you gave a speech at the Juggalo March on Washington.
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