So it turns out that Michael Shannon Furry Sex Comedy Christmas movie is EVERY bit as insane as you'd imagine. The horror, the horror!
Read MoreI finally got around to seeing Halloween III: The Season of the Witch, the Michel Myers-free Michael Myers movie with the robots and Stonehenge magic and evil novelty companies (but no witches!) and it was fucking insane and kind of great.
Read MoreRodney Dangerfield ended his career playing God in a movie about a dead George Burns, and that's one of the least crazy, shitty elements of it.
Read MoreHell must have frozen over, because I genuinely enjoyed a surprisingly dark and twisted as well as surprisingly poignant 1980s Garfield special you generous sadists made me and Clint watch.
Read MoreUnicorn magic. This fucking movie is about fucking unicorn magic. SMDH.
Read MoreHalle Berry gets magical kitty cat powers in the infamously terrible 2004 flop Catwoman.
Read MoreThis time it’s personal!
Read MoreI write about Glitter for the fourth time. Do I have anything new to say about it? No I do not, but I went ahead and covered it again anyway.
Read MoreRyan Reynolds is torn between an evil talking cat!?! and a good-hearted talking dog in a wonderfully fucked up dark comedy from the director and writer of Persepolis
Read MoreWith Avengers: Endgame shattering box office, we figured we would take a look back at a superhero team-up movie that did not do QUITE as well commercially.
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