Posts in My World Of Flops
There Are Probably More Respectful Ways to Honor the Late Richard Roundtree Than By Re-Running This Piece on the Godawful Shaft Reboot But It's the One We're Going With

Nearly two decades after the release of 2000’s Shaft they decided to make a sequel re-imagining the formerly coolest motherfucker on the planet as your cranky boomer uncle. The film, and the idea, were both #Quitepoor

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The 2012 Flop A Thousand Words Made Eddie Murphy's Long Break From Movies Eminently Understandable

With Dolemite Is My Name wowing critics and audiences, we take a not so fond look at one of the many abysmal Eddie Murphy vehicles that made that comeback necessary, in this case the dreadful, long-shelved metaphysical comedy-drama A Thousand Words.

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Nicolas Cage Tangles With Cartoon Sharks in USS Indianapolis: Men of Courage

The riveting, horrifying, shark-infested true story of the USS Indianapolis is brought to the big screen by Jaws: The Revenge star Mario Van Peebles in a clunky mediocrity with a deeply committed performance by Nicolas Cage as a uniquely cursed military man.

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